Chapter 16 Part 5

nope

nope not gonna deal with it anymore

no!

because you guys obviously know what I'm talking about i will just continue on wi-

HA!

I'm just kidding readers i will fill you in.....

it was a dark and stormy night (actually it was the middle of the day, and today was partly sunny)

it was a partly sunny afternoon (happy?) and Nikki had finally decided to get down to business an(LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!!!! DID THEY SEN-) ARE YOU DONE? (yeah sorry) great! anyway Nikki finally decided to start her homework (slow clap) so Nikki lay every thing out of her bed and began. one of her pieces of homework was to read all of Fredrick Douglass' autobiography and do an annotated bibliography for it, (or so she thought) dude my story! (don't worry i can take it from here)

( so look there goes Nikki actually reading this 150 page book.)

(oh and look at her write up an entire annotated bibliography!)

(oh and look! now shes trying to turn it in on turnitin.com!)

 

(oh look at her face! shes so confused!)

 

(op! there she goes on her phone to ask her friends why its not working)

 

(oh look she just realized that her teacher was being sarcastic when she said it was all due on Monday! oh look how cute she looks when she gets angry!)

 

i don't look cute when I'm angry! (yes you do!) no i don't! (yes you do, your mouth gets all small)...... shut-up. that's not part of it. I'm not angry at you. I'm angry at my teacher. who flipping sarcastically says that you have to read an entire book in one weekend in the middle of an AP Lang class??? am i the only one who wrote up all of her annotated bib. and read the entire book all in one day? grrrrrr! we only had to read 50 pages. we only had to read to chapter 7! i could have been doing things today! 

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god i hate you. (:P) anyway i guess i got that done and stuff. i should probably start talking about something else (why? afraid your lips will get small?) no! because i have other things to say!

(Jesus Christ! this guy, right?)

anyway! on Saturday i had to go get my eyes checked out. apparently I'm "approximately" a 2700. "approximately" because they don't know anything over a 2400 and i far exceed that. I'm 16 years old and will most likely need bifocals by next year

 



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BUT! that's ok because i ordered my new contacts so i can see again! and i ordered new (hipster) glasses! why do you don't that to me? (because its fun). anyway after that my mom and i went out to different antique shops and looked around. I've also decided what house i want when I'm older. its a very old hose that my mother used to live in when she lived here. (lame) no here wait let me see if i have a picture of it!

 



(old)

oh stop it! i love this house! its so (old) no its vintage! (meaning old) your just jealous because i know where I'm going in life! (oh really, what do you want to do today) i will be a history teacher (what happened to Australia?) it might still happen... (house in America?) well i don't know for sure. i just really like this house. (and what about the job market?) what about it (please! oh come on! history teacher? how are you going to become a history teacher when everyone and their brother want to be a history teacher?) well I'm dedicated (no you're not.) well i really like history (so? you're not going to get a job and you will probably end up living by yourself in that nasty old hose up there with your stupid bifocals for the rest of you life) ... stop (i mean really, your grades aren't that good, your not good with older kids, you talk too quickly how are you going to do anything in life) stop it (and its not like you're going to end up going to a real college anyway. you're parents will probably guilt trip you into going to community college anyway) i said shut up! (and the worst part is that your sitting here talking to yourself! no one is here! no one else is her! your talking to yourself, saying this all to yourself. i don't know what went wrong in that little head of yours when you were a kid. maybe you were dropped on your head. oh wait you were weren't you? a couple of times might i recall. there is probably something wrong with you that your parents just don't want to tell you. your friends aren't ever really your friends. they just put up with you when your near them because they don't know how to tell the mentally handicapped girl to go away. people feel bad for you, face it. that's the only reason they talk to you.) ...

 

 

(oh i guess shes not talking anymore. so here's your cat! enjoy! )

 

 



Chapter 16 Part 4

Exec board elections were today. For any of you who don't know what that is, it just means the group of people that help the director choose out things like show shirt color, help with paper plate awards, and plan just about everything else. I was on exec board last year, but this year things went differently. Instead of all grades voting for all people, you could only vote for the representative of your grade. This would have been ok, except for the fact that all the kids in my grade are techs and only vote for techs. There are 3 spots and like 8 people running. I'm really scared I won't get voted back in, actually, I take that back. I'm scared that a bunch of techs will be voted in and techs don't do very much during meetings, they don't even show up to most. It's a lot of work, and with one less person it's just more work for everyone else. I'm over thinking it an it will all end up fine, I just have to keep telling myself that.
My audition is on Tuesday, I need to find my scenes for that and go over them. I'm auditioning for the two largest parts (what am I getting myself into???). I always do that just because of the saying "audition for the biggest part you could ever possibly want". I just wan to know who I got so I can memorize and manage that along with all my AP classes (all 2 of them). No but seriously, junior year sucks. It's the end of the second week of school and I have read 2 books, one more is due on Monday and I'm also reading another which is due on october 1st. Then there's AP world, which is pretty easy. We took our first test and I think I did pretty well, but I'm really bad at multiple choice. I am a bamf at essays and written response, because I can argue what I believe and get good grades for it, even if it wasn't what they were looking for. then I have my engineering classes, which are going to be super easy-preezy at some parts and I wanna rip my head off hard at others, so that will be fun! Then precalc which seem pretty simple I can do triangles and angles and graphs and stuff, that's easy for me. And then debate. My one blowoff class, and yet it will still require a whole lot of work :P
If you are wondering why I'm up right now, it's cuz I can't sleep. I don't know why. I haven't had any caffeine today and yet my eyes won't close. Also I drank and HUGE bottle and a half of seltzer water and my throat is killing me. My head hurts and I ache all over. Youth may have already guessed it, I'm sick. But not that cough sick, more like the sick that and Certain gender gets once a month (PST! I will give you a hint! I'm not a boy). But anyway I got home after having not eaten anything all day and being cramped up. And Allie decided to not allow me to get chocolate. Bitch! I am entitled to my chocolate if I'm on my period! Because I'm on my phone right now I can add any picture so you will have to wait for your cat until I get on my laptop. For now here is the word cat.

CAT!!!!

Nevermind, there's a real cat

Chapter 16 Part 3

Me at 4, when i got home from school: Ok Nikki! it is time to sit down and do your homework.
Me now: so i opened my backpack...

in case you havent noticed, im a horrible procrastinator, but its not that i mean too. i got home and totally had the intension of doing my homework... but then i saw a pile of clothes in my room... so i decided to try all of them on. which lead to me doing downstairs to see who did my laudry for me (it was my mum, dont worry i thanked her). after that i put all the "kids clothes" (name of pile i put my wearables in to make them smell nice) in the magic spinny thing and went back up stairs. then i took a shower and shaved not only my lower legs but also my thighs :)  (its so soft i wanna die!!). then i decided to paint my nails and lather myself in fine smeeling lotions (my hands smell like girl). I grabed some popcorn at that point because thats when i realized that i hadnt eaten anything at all that day (which is technically today... i dont know how to deal with that gramaticly). after that i went back downstairs adn grabed out my wearables from the wet machine (that doesnt sound as ok as i meant it to) and put them into the warm fuzzys machine (i guess thats better). then i came up stairs, did my hair and makeup adn tryed to sew a skirt into some shorts (failed at that) went downstairs so my sickly sister, ate dinner, watched youtube videos, talked about Tumblr, went on Tumblr, and Twitter, and Facebook, and then i decided to check on my blog... so here i am now! typing this up just for you! my one follower which apparently i have. Hello friend! (its probably Maddie, but i like to think its someone i dont know).

----my computer is killing my right now!!!!----

 

 

my computer likes to play this game where im typing something (whether that be into a google search, a youtube search, this blogger thing, or even just into word) and i decides to stop listening to me and freeze at randm times so i keep typing like a monkey while nothings actually being caught by my screen so i end u-    and then it unfreezes and acts as if nothing happened while im sitting here having a seizer trying to remember why i stoped typing mid sentence and then randomly started again.

 

 

if any of you millions of readers want to know why i was late coming home today, the answer is

 

because i have friends

 

surprising! i know, but no need to be alarmed, they know of my weird side and have come to enjoy it... i think...

anyway i actually had to answer questions about cheating for a friend of mine (some pych thing) then i hung out with my other friend while she waited for her bus to come.

 

anyways im tired, in fact i am too tired to correct all these gramatical mistakes.

 

but im not to tire to give you a cat  



Chapter 16 Part 2

So lately I’ve gotten into the habit of looking up bands and artists that not many other people know about. I blame this partially on my sister Allie who introduced me to a couple of these artists and got me started on clicking the “artists like…” button on iTunes. So I’ve decided to introduce you guys to a plethora of great musicians that just haven’t hit the top 100s list.

1.       Allen Stone. Oh my goodness gracious, this boy! He is an amazing R&B singer, possibly one of the best singers I have heard in a very long time. He’s obviously a tenor but can most defiantly hit some of the higher notes that I can’t even hit.  Not only does his general appearance scream underground, but so does the amount of people who have ever actually heard him sing before. Here’s some links to some of his songs/ him singing covers of other songs. I personally like him live better then recorded, so these are all live versions.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzDGZwnUJ1c Satisfaction live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAjZbw4qPC8 Cover of Bob Marley’s This is Love live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBkmD-5bmCo Another Break Up Song live

 

2.       Ed Sheeran. So I lied a bit when I said people hadn’t heard of these people. You may know this guy from his song A Team, but other than that Americans don’t know many other of his songs, English people are an entirely different story. This ginger British beauty not only sings greats songs, but also has amazing music videos to go along with them (including one with lots of cats and Rupert Grint). His acoustic live versions are just as good as the recorded (maybe even better). His style ranges from somber indie to up-beat Jason Mraz-ish rap. Needless to say here are some links to his songs

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWcs5H-qgQ A Team (Official Video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4BLVznuWnU Lego House (official Video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2fOum_KWQU Drunk (Official Video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXvzzTICvJs I Don’t Need You, You Need Me (Official Video)

 

3.       Turquoise Jeep. Turquoise jeep is actually the name of the recording company, so I guess it should actually say Flint Flossy, Yung Humma, Slick Mahoney, Pretty Raheem, and Whatchyamacallit. As you might have guessed, these are all rappers. Some people might call these people “bad rappers” but that’s only because they haven’t heard enough of their songs to make a judgment on them. Links below. And no Flint Floss isn’t Eddy Murphy.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DaLN0AH32s&feature=BFa&list=PL8FF3C089C5C54557

Sex Syrup (Slick Mahoney ft. Yung Humma)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Lemme Smang It (Flint Flossy ft. Yung Humma)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovNNx8YBQdk Fuck Your Blog (Flint Flossy, Yung Humma ft. Childish Gambino)

4.       Childish Gambino. That last song Fuck Your Blog not only is great because of the Turquoise Jeep boys, but also because of another talented rapper Mr. Donald Glover himself. You might know him if you watch the brilliant show “Community” or you might have seen him on Comedy Central doing standup. He’s one of my favorite rappers. He has two albums (Camp and Culdesac) and two mix tapes (Royalty). I like Camp the most because it is the closest of the three to being truly Donald. I do however like the song Royalty for the soul fact that it features Tina Fey rapping at the end.

I get bored very easily so that’s all I have for today. I will leave you with a list of some more music people I like that you can look up in your free time…

-          Jukebox The Ghost

-          Parachute

-          … And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

-          A Rocket to the Moon

-          All Time Low (actually well know)

-          Counting Crows (again well know)

-          Millwakee Famous

 

And don’t worry; I didn’t forget your cat.

 

Chapter 16, Part 1

             

So I've done it! That’s right; I have successfully created a blog for everyone to read! I should probably introduce myself. My name is Nikki; I'm a junior in high school. I'm in theatre and have performed in (oh goodness give me a minute) about 45 different plays, musicals, improv shows, dance shows, ect. Outside of drama (oh wait there is more to this girl?!?!) I swim and dance. I drive a blue tar....tur....tun.... I don’t know what it’s actually called but I just call it the TARDIS. I love TV. Sherlock, doctor who, South Park, dance moms (odd combination). I know what you guys are thinking! How much time does this girl have in her f**king day? The answer? A lot. Like 24 (I know, crazy right). Anyway now that we are past introductions I should get down to business.

You might be wondering why I called this post chapter 16 Part 1. Good question reader! Very observant! It is not because I want to make people angry at me like hey this ain’t no book, you’re a liar! BURN THE LIAR! And before you light those matches at least let me explain myself. I've always thought of my life as a book (a very dull book), each year being a new chapter. And because I am 16 and this is the first post I should call it Chapter 16 Part 1 (hence the title).

Another thing I feel I should say right now is just that this will probably be an off and on type thing. I'm apologizing in advance for anyone who just loves me so much that they want to hear about my everyday life (yeah ri

---- OK I'm sorry give me a second. There is a noise in my room and I need to figure out what it is----

False alarm! Don’t worry, no ghost in my room or anything. Just a cricket. He’s outside now, hopping around and being happy (probably).

If you are wondering what today has been like, I will tell you! Last night my mom and dad kind of kicked my friend and me out of the house (I will tell ya'll bout Maddie later). So Maddie and I are scrambling to find a place to stay the night and still be able to watch the new Doctor Who episode "Asylum of the Dalek" (also a story for later). So we finally stubble upon a friend of ours house and luckily she had BBCA! But she also had another little thing at her house, one of my 7 evil exes. This one was number 4 so for the sake of all this I will call him Todd Ingram. So Todd ended up driving us back into town that night, back to a house that Maddie was house sitting for. Thank god she was doing that because if not we would have had to come back to my house and my parents were having a "grown-up party" and I didn't want to deal with the loud music. (My parents are just large teenagers you will learn as you read). So then we got back there and stayed in the living room watching Boomerang (very inappropriate shows if you ask me) until we both fell asleep. I walked back home this morning, leaving Maddie to water the plants at the house and play piano. I got home, ate some hummus and pita chips and started doing homework (oh wait a minute... that's what I was doing before this!). My parents left a little while ago to take my little sister to a soccer tournament. They will be back at 4:30. As of right now, it’s just my other sister Allie and I in the house. Allie is downstairs trying to figure out Tumblr. I tried helping her but she can "figure it out on [her] own!" so I let it be.

---Give me a second, I'm hungry-----

Sorry. My tummy had the rumblies that only hummus and pita chips could satisfy. I should probably tell you about Maddie eh? Well is a short story I guess. She’s a friend of mine whose parents kicked her out of her house (no not because she’s pregnant, you watch too much daytime television) cuz of "religious differences" so she’s going to live with me until January, when she goes back to college. See I told you short, sweet, and to the point (minus the second one).

I also said I would talk about doctor who, and I am.... now. So just so no one gets angry at me...

-----Spoilers-----------Spoilers-----------Spoilers-----------Spoilers-----------Spoilers---------Spoilers---

So beginning of season 7 of Doctor Who. Might I just say the first off congratulations Steven Moffat! Another great episode! The Dalek’s, Amy and Rory, and of course Oswin, so many things to talk about!

First off the Daleks. we all have a love/oh my god they are the most terrifying things in the entire world relationship with these little exterminating beings, and I feel as though that all the feelings have just been upped up a bit after that last episode. I'm sorry but the part with Rory and the egg thing made me laugh so hard! I loved it! At first I thought this little Dalek was sleepy and just super cute asking for his "egg" then when egg turned into "EXTERMINATE!” the look on Rory's face made me die. Another thing, I'm not the only one who noticed the spinning Dalek right? When Amy saw the people who were really just Daleks, and the one Dalek that was the little ginger ballerina who was just spinning in circles, also equal laughter for that one.

 

 

     

Secondly Amy and Rory. At first when it came up with Amy doing the photo shoot, I though it was a commercial, then I realized that she was a model and I was like "well duh!" then the whole her and Rory thing. I truly almost yelled. She and he are Amy and Rory! It’s one of her poncho boys, has stupid face Rory, the boy who waited! Why did that happen? Why would she ever give him up? Then I found out about the whole no baby for you thing and I totally understood why she wouldn't want another baby, the whole river song/ Mel/ melody thing would turn me off from pushing a baby out of my uterus again. But if you asked me, she over exaggerated by getting a divorce with Rory.

1. Rory would have stayed with you even if you didn't want a baby. Duh! He loves you, that wouldn't change anything about you relationship.

2. Adoption; the fun of having a baby without having to actually have it.

But I did like the whole "straighten his tie and keep going" thing the doctor did for that situation.

Lastly Oswin. I had heard (before I saw this episode) that she was going to be the new companion, but after that episode I don't know how they will do that. Probably something about memories and stuff, but I would love for her to be the new companion. She seems perfect! I also think that after we are well past Amy, there should be an American companion, someone who is sassy, hood, and full of spunk... someone like...

                                 

 

     For anyone you who hasn't seen it, watch Beauty and the Beat on YouTube ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Rau01wbeo ).

 

    That all I have to say for now, hope you guys have a great day! Here, have some cats.